reshipped:

all these ghosts and i still can’t find a boo

love urself like truly love urself who the fuck care it dont matter like smile at urself in the mirror and wash ya body all sexy in the shower n shit
villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

koopa-scooper:

there can only be one

koopa-scooper:

there can only be one

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….
This is my dog.

thecorgi:

Someone brought doggie cupcakes to the dog park….

This is my dog.

retiredjesus:

one day, one of my selfies will go down in history

if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
bromancing-the-stone:

Sign me up
dopexsociety:

This the realest shit I seen in a minute

dopexsociety:

This the realest shit I seen in a minute