ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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meladoodle:

15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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spookyjacob:

ur not allowed to be busy youre my only friend

unofficiallylegit:

throw shade together, stay together

unofficiallylegit:

throw shade together, stay together

my-wrecklessabandon:

[gabriella montez voice] you’re crazy wildcat

donutguts:

i relate to this so much

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

goadthings:

Homeless mom prepares her daughter for school, India. Photo By Gautam Basu.

goadthings:

Homeless mom prepares her daughter for school, India. Photo By Gautam Basu.

Me: ur on tumblr?
Her: yeah!! My URL is super-who-lock-in-the-TARDIS-driving-the-impala-in-221B !!!
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: My momma said I gotta come home immediately.

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed