are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME
i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it
beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree
common phrases used by racists
- "beyonce isn’t as amazing as people make her out to be"
- "zayn malik is not that attractive"
takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day
and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”
And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve
he literally painted adam and steve
OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
Fuck. I really like the weather when it is above 100, but I’m not sure I can survive Sunday.