supermoclel:

are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares 

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

beyonces speaking voice is deep and powerful too like i feel like if she were to call me a mothafucka it would resonate down my entire ancestral line and make my first ever primitive ancestor collaspe and erase my entire family tree

hey rich white teen side of tumblr y’all got any spare macbooks y’all wanna toss this way?

zanemalicks:

common phrases used by racists

  • "beyonce isn’t as amazing as people make her out to be"
  • "zayn malik is not that attractive"
nicktonormal:

takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day

nicktonormal:

takin a selfie was fuckin complicated back in the day

i-wanna-be-a-klaine-ship-ranger:

prufrocking:

thegestianpoet:

and let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact that michaelangelo had probably never seen a girl naked and when he want to sculpt or paint them his mentality seems to be “wow, everyone likes women….they must be like…..buff dudes. i love buff dudes. women are buff dudes but with little chest lumps and no wiener”

image“nailed it.”

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And my personal favorite, Adam and Eve

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he literally painted adam and steve

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING


that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

tinyhousedarling:

Fuck. I really like the weather when it is above 100, but I’m not sure I can survive Sunday.

tinyhousedarling:

Fuck. I really like the weather when it is above 100, but I’m not sure I can survive Sunday.

goin thru my local tag on tumblr is actually pretty fun